This has been a small nightmare. A TV blackout in the midst of the College Football Playoffs semi-finals, along with a rematch of the Oklahoma City Thunder and the New York Knicks.
No matter what methods I tried, which included enlisting the remote assistance of Verizon, there was no meaningful television from Thursday morning to Saturday morning. A bit over 48 hours that felt like a week’s time.
Not that I haven’t endured blackouts before. The Northeast blackout of August, 1965 was my introduction into the underworld of darkness. Except that it didn’t darken New Jersey.
In Highland Park, located in the heart of Central Jersey, we were fine. The day went like any other hot, summer day. I played baseball. I hung out with my guys. I went home for a swim.
Except for one big difference—all of the New York television stations in New York City weren’t on the air. Because Con Ed couldn’t supply them with the necessary power to broadcast.
I caught the news through the Philadelphia stations. They weren’t clear and the sound was muffled. But I got the gist of what was going on.
The fuzzy, grainy screens were usually reserved for stations which didn’t operate overnight. Remember, this was way before the advent of cable.
It happened again in 1977. This one was confined to NYC. It was marked by widespread looting, injuries and some deaths.
Then we actually experienced a blackout in New Jersey. That happened in 2003. Fifty-five million people were affected when a substation in Ontario blew out, shutting an entire grid down. The power came back relatively soon the same evening, although it wasn’t pleasant since the event happened again in August.
One more big blackout was the greatest of all. Superstorm Sandy hit us in late October. Everything went dark instantaneously on a Friday night. It would take over seven days to have power restored to our home in Springfield. We were lucky. Others on our block had to wait even more days before they were no longer in the dark or the generators stopped humming.
We adapted to the cold of late October into early November. Eating became a bit of an adventure. We went to powering stations to keep our cell phones alive and functioning. All the while waiting for that moment when the lights would shine and we could return to normalcy.
More outages left me in the dark, provoking me to invest in a tri-fuel generator designed to keep on the lights and refrigerators for an extended time. It is connected to a natural gas line, but alternatively I can also use gasoline to power the generator. So far, I have not had to use it; I run it once a month to ensure operability so that I am ready to roll when necessary.
It’s not that I didn’t keep up with sports during this interlude. I used my cell phone and under 5G connectivity to receive all the sports news and scores I would regularly read.
But there was a void which I felt—more so than the aforementioned blackouts. Because everything else was working, The power was on. The lights and heat worked. I could use my microwave. I just couldn’t connect to the outside world during the day as I usually do—local news and of course, televised sports.
What was the culprit which kept me away from the television? It wasn’t a squirrel biting the wires. Too cold. However, when it does get too cold, outside lines freeze inside the box connecting me to the Verizon feed. The technician had to play around with the wires, even defrosting them to restore my connection. As modern and advanced a society that we are, there remains a lot of comparatively primitive technology from a much earlier date and time.
It wasn’t that I didn’t have plenty to do. I began reading a funny book. I cleaned. I went to my ENT to have wax buildup in my ears removed. I even caught up on my sleep and I continued to exercise.
I missed two episodes of Pardon The Interruption. ESPN highlights weren’t readily available. There was no NBC Nightly News to monitor the horrific fires in Southern California or the funeral of the late President, Jimmy Carter.
Plus I missed two of the more exciting games in the CFP. Notre Dame came back to defeat Penn State on a field goal after an interception in the waning moments of the game. And Ohio State flexed its muscles in the second half to defeat Texas.
Let’s start with the fact that none of the four teams had really defeated any team of significance in the regular season. I know perhaps a case can be made for Ohio State having defeated Penn State and played then-#1 Oregon so close on the road.
OSU had that blip at the end, losing to arch rival Michigan in a game which ardent Buckeyes fans will hold against Head Coach Ryan Day even if the team defeats Notre Dame for the national title. Which is stupidity in its worst form and led to an article in The Athletic advocating for Day to head to the NFL after garnering that title, sticking it to the undeserving OSU jackals.
We have over a week to wait for the big game. A lot will be discussed and debated. One thing for sure—there isn’t a Southeastern Conference team in the finals for the second year in a row. Let the Commissioner and the aggrieved coaches bellyache all they want for not being included in the festivities.
Besides, their representative in the Final Four was still in the Big 12 a year ago at this time. The best teams may reside in the Big Ten after all, and they aren’t overly spectacular. Could the dreaded word “parity” be creeping into the collegiate football ranks?
And no kudos to the CFP people crying over what a great job they did. The matchups weren’t thrilling in the first two rounds. Moreover, anybody thinking that OSU and ND are 6 and 7 seeds should know better. Hence the need to seed better as I advocated in the last blog.
With my TV and Internet restored, a complete weekend of sports awaited. Everything from F&M basketball on the computer, as the Diplomats, coming off a road victory at Hamilton College, hosted Mc Daniel, the team in the Centennial Conference with the best record so far (F&M won), to a full slate of NFL playoff games on three days (The home teams won except that Washington had a last second field goal bank off an upright to win at Tampa Bay on Sunday night). And my daughter was happy that college gymnastics could be watched. We even returned to watching Wicked, which we began on Wednesday night.
Maybe it was for the best that I didn’t see Rutgers lose badly to Purdue in men’s basketball. Or that upcoming foe UCLA, was soundly beaten by Maryland. That would tug even more with my negative emotions towards this overrated Scarlet Knights team.
I have become so used to viewing the NFL. Yet I am more than old enough to remember the local blackout rules which prohibited loyal fans from watching Giants and Jets home games—even if they were sold out. I once again had to resort to Philadelphia TV to see the Jets home playoff games in 1968 and 1969 en route to their lone title in Super Bowl III (The Verizon tech who made the repairs to the line was also a long suffering Jets fan; he wanted owner Robert Wood Johnson III gone to thus enable the franchise to move forward instead of relying upon “Madden” statistics from Woody’s sons to decide which players should populate the roster).
While those rules technically remain in effect with some modifications, the NFL has been suspending them yearly beginning in 2015. Which is why when Met Life Stadium looks empty and it is not a sell out, the games are available in the NY area.
Lastly, I make light of my experience not watching TV and sports. It pales in comparison with what has transpired on the West Coast. Games were rightfully postponed or moved. Those unfortunate people are dealing with real life tragedies. With no significant end to the blazes in sight.
A cruel irony regarding the NHL this season was that when the Tampa area was hit with a hurricane, the Lightning was to play the Carolina Hurricanes in a home-and-home pair of games. Now the Los Angeles Kings were to play the Calgary Flames in a home-and-home set. You can’t make this stuff up.
The Monday night Minnesota Vikings and Los Angeles Rams game was moved out of Southern California to State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Arizona. Lots of people affected by the fires have had their insurance cancelled by companies like State Farm. Couldn’t the NFL come up with a better optic than this?
Lakers and Clippers games were affected. LAL Head Coach J.J. Reddick lost his Pacific Palisades rental home to the fire. Comedian, actor and sports enthusiast Billy Crystal’s home of 47 years is no more. The list is endless.
I feel petty when I talk of 48 hours without TV sports. I hope that those who lost everything can get back on their feet.
This is my story. I endured a TV sports blackout. Damn the squirrels and the freezing temperatures. Comparatively, I am fine.